dcu:

Thank you for this blogwell:

With great power, comes terrible jokes about Spiderman.

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agentmlovestacos:

The new, official, trailer for Marvel’s The Avengers. If you’ve not yet watched it, now’s your chance to watch it again and again and again. 

I talked to fans on Twitter who said they’d watched it 25, 35, 60 times. One said over 100 and another said 500. Which is both awesome and insane. How many times have you watched the new trailer?

gq:

That Sh!t Kreay!
One Bizarre New Year’s Eve With America’s Most Popular/Hated White-Girl Rapper

It’s hard to explain the raunchy, mystifying appeal of Kreayshawn, the teensy Bay Area rapper with a legion of tweensy online fans. So we sent the funniest, strangest white girl we’ve got on staff—GQ Tumblr co-captain Lauren Bans—to spend New Year’s Eve with Kreay and her crew. The whole piece is damn funny, but this is the bit that Lauren came back from her trip talking about, so we thought we’d share it with you. It’s led us to re-christen Lauren as “The Prairie Dog Companion”:

Once the boys are gone, we learn the main reason Kreayshawn’s been so pensive this past hour. And it’s not that the pressure of her newfound, instant fame was bearing down on her with enormous psychic weight. As soon as the door shuts, she yells: “I have to POOP,” like a proud potty-trained toddler. This has clearly been on her mind for some time—when I’d originally asked if I could hang out in the room while she got dressed, she’d responded, “Are you going to write about how I pooped, ate nachos, then pooped again? Men won’t like that.” Her girlfriends are instantly behind her in this effort, no pun intended. Lady Tragik encourages, “C’mon, girl. Poop thug life,” and throws up the West Coast sign. Avian starts pumping her arm, in a sports-stadium chant: “Number two! Number two! Number two!” Kreay pumps her arm too, like an athlete encouraging the cheers. Then Avian puts on a mock-serious tone: “You prairie doggin’ ‘?”

Kreayshawn cracks up. I ask, “What’s ‘prairie doggin’?” Just trying to be a good reporter. She stops before the door to the bathroom: “You know how a prairie dog kind of pops his head out and then pops it back in?” She bends her spindly arms up like prairie-dog paws and demonstrates with her head bobbing up and down. “That’s what my shit is doing.” The bathroom door slides only halfway shut.

[Photograph by Christian Anwander]

theafrosistuh:

tangiblesoul:

deezyville:

I post this for theafrosistuh, whom I now know was born on June 27th. All 35 minutes of it. Listen, and let the sounds of a few inebriated Texans rock you to sleep.

You real Deezy. That’s all I have to say

I love you Deezy. It’s official. That is all.  

thedrunkenmoogle:

Shirley Templar (Assassin’s Creed cocktail)

Ingredients:
Ginger Ale
Sprite
1.5 oz. gin
1.5 oz. grenadine
1 maraschino cherry

Directions: In a highball glass with ice, fill most of the glass half with Sprite, half with ginger ale, leaving a bit of room at the top.  Mix in a shot of grenadine and a shot of gin.  Place a maraschino cherry on the top and serve.

Patron: “Shirley Templar? What’s in it?”
Desmond: “The usual, I just add some gin.”

A Shirley Temple is traditionally a non-alcoholic drink.  In Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, it is revealed that Desmond makes his own alcoholic version of the drink, dubbed a Shirley Templar, by adding gin.  Photography by The Drunken Moogle.

thedailywhat:

Creepy Cocktail of the Day: The Alien Brain Hemorrhage contains 1 part peace schnapps, 1 part Bailey’s Irish cream, and 2 parts grenadine.

Makes the perfect hangover cure: One look at this terrifying concoction and you’ll be as sober as a Sunday school marm.

[neatorama.]

gamefreaksnz:

RUMOUR: America, Fuck Yeah

Next Assassin’s Creed game will be set during the American Revolution

The next Assassin’s Creed is rumoured to feature a new protagonist and switch setting to the American Revolution.

thedrunkenmoogle:

expbaronline: Blood of the Ancients (Final Fantasy VII cocktail)

Ingredients:

• 3 oz -  Sour Apple Pucker
• .75 oz - Citrus Vodka
• Splash Sweet n Sour
• Dash of Grenadine
• Fill Sprite

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Directions:

1. Pour liquor into old fashion glass over ice
2. Fill with Sprite
3. Gently stir
4. Splash in Sweet n’ Sour mix
5. slowly dash in grenadine
6. Drink

Commentary from EXPBarOnline: “This week’s drink comes from a game close to the hearts of many Final Fantasy fans. Blood of the Ancients was made in memory of the death of Aeris of Final Fantasy VII; Arguably one of the saddest scenes in game history. So take a drink, and feel the energy of the Life Stream, of the Ancients, of Aeris.

“…She smiled till the end.” - Cloud Strife

Drink created and photographed by EXPBarOnline.

justinrampage:

Artist Daniel MacGregor drops some Turtle Power in his new fan art illustration. Created for the current art challenge going on over at #JoGees. Pizza!

Pizza Power! by Daniel MacGregor (deviantART)